andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

(via pemsylvania)

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

(via pemsylvania)

bewbin:

i win 
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communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via hi)

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